Hi my name is Donald Trump and I am here today to evoke deep thought. I own hotels, casinos, and have a famous television show you may of heard of called "the apprentice". Today all my credibility was thrown out the window though, when I offered a 5 million dollar bounty to the president to release his school transcripts and citizenship records. It's not coincidence that I will benefit most from a republican president and paying less tax. It's also not a coincidence that I am getting older and my toupee isn't getting the same amount of attention I once received. Thank you for your time.